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Slow News Day

It's the middle of the season and yet this was really the best that I could come up with. I'm sorry.

If, out of curiosity, you've ever checked the stats for this website, you may have noticed that it gets about 2000 visitors per weekday, and roughly 80% of them are people doing Google searches for information on Mike Komisarek's girlfriend.

The person most are searching for, is Montreal-area restaurant marketing executive Lindsay Rosen, who is(was?) dating Komisarek. Rosen's resume includes being credited as catering supervisor for the movie White Squall(a movie described by as "Not Ridley Scott's best work") and being engaged to MLB pitcher Carl Pavano(described as "Not Brian Cashman's best work")

But late last month, Komisarek was spotted at the opening of a shoe boutique(what I'm sure is a first, for an NHL player) with Elisha Cuthbert, who falls into that weird category where I know she's famous, but I have no clue what she's ever done. (Upon further review, I guess she was in '24,' and also, multiple episodes of "Are You Afraid of the Dark") Cuthbert is apparently on the rebound from a relationship with another NHL player, Sean Avery.

So what's the deal with former Michigan hockey players? First it was Mike Comrie and Hilary Duff and now a potential Komisarek-Cuthbert pairing. I hope prospective Michigan recruits are taking notice.