Some of you may have wondered why, in my last post, I was skeptical about the report from Sid Hartman and Charley Walters about Phil Kessel definitely coming back to school. I mean, afterall, Walters has that cool nickname, and Hartman has been in the news business for years, first gaining notoriety for his groundbreaking coverage of the XYZ Affair. So why exactly would I doubt these two guys? Oh yeah, this:
I could probably tell you where it came from, but it would require a sigmoidoscopy. At least the the two Twin Cities papers still provide hundreds of dollars of coupon savings fun every Sunday.
"That's not the case," said Kessel, reached at his Wisconsin home, when asked about two Minnesota-based newspaper reports that had him committing to a second season with the Gophers. "I don't know where that came from."
I could probably tell you where it came from, but it would require a sigmoidoscopy. At least the the two Twin Cities papers still provide hundreds of dollars of coupon savings fun every Sunday.